BE SHIT - EARN SHITLOADS!!!

anyone notice the compensation package for mclown? two million pounds!?!?!? not bad for doing a shit job. wish that could be the same for all of us (or at least me anyway): do a shit job, get the sack and then get paid off for the privilege of doing so. no wonder english football's in such a shocking state: too much money and self-interest and almost no regard for, and hence pride in, the fact that you're playing for or representing our nation - wanker$!!!

basically, aside from crouch, who did his job for the whole match, and beckham who, aside from the cross for the goal, at least showed he does have an english heart beating in his chest, the rest were complete fucking pants and deserve our total disdain and whatever else may come their way to bring the arrogant fuckers back down to humble reality.

gerrard - captain marvel, more like captain caveman... lampard – did he think england were playing in blue? carson - well, 22 and under pressure, so maybe not entirely his fault. can't blame him for being picked, can you? the rest are not worth naming as they're a bunch of no-marks and aren't worthy of it. the ones I have mentioned, well, whatever.

back to the subject of money, maybe mclown's not as thick as it seems: get paid shit-loads, only work for 18 months of the contract, get the boot, and go and eat bounties in the caribbean for the remaining 30 months of that contract. almost makes me jealous, except he's a rodent-faced fucker...